Hey, I'm Elijahn, Filipino, born september '96
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heard u were talkin shit

heard you were taking a shit

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Looks like he’s trying to be the trolls from Frozen

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"People run from rain but
in bathtubs full of

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

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This is a sea otter with hiccups.  

You’re welcome.

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Today I went to the cup noodle factory (& museum) in Osaka, Japan. It’s quite far out of the city, but after I read that you get to make your own cup noodle for 300¥ (£1.70/$2.90), I just had to go there. You go through the whole process of decorating a cup, adding the dry noodles, soup powder & your choice of 4 dry ingredients (I did pork, onion, garlic & decorative ducks). Then the cup is all sealed up (you even get to operate the machine to seal and fill it) and you pop it into an inflatable bubble bag with a red cord to take home with you!

Need to go here.

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u ever get in a shower that has the water pressure of someone softly crying on u

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what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent


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